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Funny Jokes, SMS Girl to Father

Girl: Papa ek important baat karni thi.
Father: Bolo na beta
Girl: Mai ek ladke se pyaar karti hu aur woh america mein rehta hai
Father: Lekin tum is se kaha mili thi
Girl: WEBSITE par hamari jaan pehchan hui thi
FACEBOOK per hum dost bane
SKYPE per usne mujhe propose kiya
aur WHATSAPP per humne 2 mahino tak pyaar kiya..
Father : WOW!! Really..
Toh ab TWITTER mein shaadi karlo na
MAKE MY TRIP se honeymoon mana lo na
FLIPKART se bache mangwalo na
GMAIL se recieve karlo na
Aur finally agar pati pasand nahi aaye to ..
OLX be bech dalo na!!!!!!!
Dont laugh alone, pass it on to all... 😜 😜 😄 😊

Funny Jokes SMS, Ladki Pandit ji se

Ladki: Pandit jei,
havan karwana tha beti ke liye,
Pandit: Shaadi nahi ho rahi he kya?
Ladki: Nahi, uski DP pe likes nahi aa rahe aaj kal..!! 👍 😜 😝

Funny Jokes SMS, Breakup Ke Baad Boy ne

Breakup Ke Baad Boy ne Ek Heart Touching Baat kahi
Tu Mujhe Chhod ke CHALI gayi Iska Muje Dukh nahi hai..
Lekin Wapis Aake Meri Dusri SETTING Bigaadi To Bahut Maar Khayegi Tu..!! 😜 😝

Funny Jokes SMS, Ladki 800 rupye wali Bra

Ladki 800 rupye wali Bra laayi or college me sabko apni t-shirt upar karke dikhane Lagi
Sab ne kaha ‘Mast hai.. jordar hai.. jakas’
Ghar aayi Almari kholi aur behosh ho gayi akhir
Kyo..???? 😐
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Bra to Aalmari me hi thi..😳

Funny Jokes SMS, Guy with Hot GF

What do you call a guy 👦 with an extremely hot GF 💃 ??? 😳
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MC @..!!! 😜 😝

Girls Boys Funny Jokes SMS, I like you

Boy- i like you so much..😘
Girl- hahahaha 😂
Boy- i am serious you know 😖
Girl- i like u too but as a just friend 😉
Boy- but i really like u and.. i love u 😘
Girl- i love u too but as a just friend.. 😜

Funny Jokes SMS, Boy and girl chatting on fb

Boy and girl chatting on facebook.
Boy : Hii.,,
girl : how are u ??
Boy : mai to theek hu.. Thanks
Girl : maine poochha how are u ?
Boy : maine kahaa to sahi mai theek hu
Girl : ek to english nahi aati aur oopar se aa gaye facebook per chat karne maine poochha how are you matalb tum kaun ho ?
Boy : theek huu didi bas apna chhota bhai samjho muje hahahaha

Funny Jokes, Shayari, Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati He

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati He,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati He,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti He Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati He! 😜 😝
Girl: Tum Kya Krte ho?
Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hu.
Girl: Kaun Se College me?
Boy: ‘IIN’, Recharge Ki Dukan Hai na Apni! 😀

Funny Jokes and SMS

Ladka: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyu Bolti rahti Ho?
Ladki: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai isliye..
Ladka: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai na.. 😵
**Slapped** ... 😢

Funny Jokes, Girls Boys SMS, Why Girls Are Shorter Than Men?

Do You Know ? Why all Girls Are Shorter Than Men??
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Just To Hear The Men’s Heartbeat..! hahaha

Girls Boys SMS Funny Jokes, One boy every day wait outside

1 boy everyday outside the IT park
And look at the girl.
One day he dare to talk with her.
Boy: Excuse me please!!
Girl: excuse me for what, why you look at to me everyday.
if u love me then its waste of time.
b'coz I have boyfriend.Dont wait for me and don't follow.
Boy: Didi Tumhari company me vacancies ho to reference de na muje. 😀

Girls Boys SMS Funny Jokes, Girl to Boy

Girl:- Tu itna achha hai fir kya
reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi hai na?
Boy :- Tu ban ja na
Girl:- nahi tu mera sirf best friend hai..
Boy :- Bas yehi reason hai kya.
Boy apni girlfriend ki maar raha tha ki,
Achanak bola: Mujhe to AIDS hai..
Girlfriend- KYA kaha?
Boy- Tum Ghabrao Mat..
Me to mazak kar raha hu,
Bas tumhari tight karni thi..!!haha 😆
A Million Dollar Advice Free:
Before making any costly promise to any women,
Mast*rbate twice ,, **
It May change your opinion. hahaha😆
He: Janu you are so Cute
She: Thank you  jaan
He: Janu you are my Princess
She: Awww jaanu thankss… Kya kar rahe ho tum??
He: Mazak,,,, haha  😆
Girl changed her status:
‘I am Feeling awesome’
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Boy commented: Game hua matlab em... 😆

Reality SMS Messages, Awesome Reality Funny Jokes

Awesome Reality:
Best Friends never propose each of other..
But they really feel bad for each other..
when any of them commit to someone else!!!
Boy: Thank U..
Girl: It's My Pleasure..
Boy: Ok.. My Bajaj Pulsar..
*PATA MUJE NAHI KYU BLOCK KAR DIYA*
Our generation’s are sleeping schedule depends on
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The percentage of battery remaining in the mobile phone…
KBC Ke Set Par Ek Ladka EK Crore Ke Sawaal Par Aakar Fass Gaya Tha…
To Usne apni akhiri Lifeline Chuni Phone-A-Friend Aur Usne Apni Girlfriend Ko Phone Milane Ko Kaha…
Amitabh Ne Ladki Ko Phone Milaya:
Tumhare Paas 30 Seconds Hai Is Sawaal Ka JawaabDene Ke Liye, AurTumhara Samaye Shuru Hota He Ab…..
Ladka Jaldi Se Sawaal Padta Hai Aur UskeChaaro Option Padta He..
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Girlfriend: Mil Gaya Time Tumhe Phone Karne Ka? Mujhe Tumse Koi Baat Nahi Karni hai!
Bye!!!
There are a 1000 reasons:
Why a girl also called a boy.. “Bhaiya”
but there’s only 1 reason,
why a boy calls  any girl Didi..
He actually means it... haha
Collage Computer ki Lab  Basic Problems or
Ladkiyo Ki Problem
Ritu: Sirrr…mere computer ka mouse kaam nhi kar raha hai
Krutika: sir,.... Mera computer hang ho gaya sir..
Deepa: Sir ye file copy kaise hogi kaho ..
Sir: atta hun atta hu plz ro mat tum log
Ladko Ki Problems
Sonu: Abey ye net ki speed kon pi raha hai yaar
Pappu: Abey es Ch*t*ye ne torrent lagaya hua hai!! haha
BF: Accident me pair toot gaya hai..
GF: Aaj ka din hi kharab hai mera,
Mera bhi naakhoon toot gaya aaj,
Itni Mushkil se bada kiya tha mene..??
Girls are Mad..
Girl tell to her Blind Bf:
Kash tum dekh sakte main kitni khubsurat hoo…
Boy: itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh
wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod ke jate,
Kamini andha hu ch*t*ya nahi hu..
Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rahi hi thi
Ladki: jaanu .. please apple my new nomber.
Ladka: confused and ask her.. what??
Ladki: mera number apple karlo na jaldi se..
Ladka: are par apple to seb hota he na.
Ladki: mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh
rahi hu k mera number phone me seb karlo na.
Ladka behosh ho gaya …
Coaching institute: IIN... haha 😀

More Funny Jokes

सन 1975 में:- दूल्हा सोचता Tha.
दहेज़ में Radio मिल जाए,
सन 1985 में:- दहेज़ में सायकल मिल Jaye,
सन 1995 में:- दहेज़ में बाईक मिल Jaye,
सन 2005 में:- दहेज़ में कार मिल Jaye,
सन 2018 में:- बस बिना बॉय फ्रेंड वाली दुल्हन
मिल Jaye और कुछ भी नहीं चाहिए।
GIRL बॉयफ्रेंड से: तुम मुझे रईस पिक्चर दिखाने ले चलो
BOY: मै इस काबिल नहीँ
GIRL: तो काबिल पिक्चर ही दिखा दो
BOY: मै इतना रईस नहीँ !
BOY– शादी करले मुझसे …!
GIRL– क्यूँ ??
BOY– मेरे पापा गाँव के सबसे बड़े आदमी हैं …
शादी के बाद लड़की को पता चला कि लड़के का बाप 105
साल का है* !!!
Height of the smiley
B0yy:- Kya kal rat bhar tum party me thi..?
GlrL:- 🐘.
B0y:- Yeh kya hai!!!
GlrL:- Ha thi ...
GIRL:- Hello baby, tumhari yaad aa rahi thi.. 😒
BOY:- Abhi salary nahi aayi hai meri.. 😫
GIRL:- Acha chalo.. papa aa gaye, bye..
वो तो मेडिकल STORE पर
इन GIRLS का बस नहीं चलता..
वर्ना ……
SAR दर्द की गोली मांगते हुये भी पूछ ले
भईया इसमें कोई और COLOR दिखाना ।
BOY:डैड मम्मी नहीं है घर पे,
आ जाओ कुछ TO करेंगे मिलके….
GIRL:TU रहने दे कमीने,
ऐसे ही EK बार बुला के बरतन धुलवाया था मुझसे!!
सपने में किसी DOST का रूम दिखाई दे तो
इसका मतलब Hai..
की किसी पुरानी girlfriend से मुलाकात Hogi।


हायकोर्ट ने आज ये स्पष्ट किया है Ki…..
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अगर पति परमेश्वर hai …!!
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To….
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BoyFriend भी
छोटा मोटा भैरो बाबा माना Jayega ।।।।
आज का Gyan !!!
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जिस GIRL ने स्कूल में वाद-विवाद प्रतियोगिता जीती हो,
भूल से भी उससे Marriage ना करें !
Ladki Saath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
Or
Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To
Daru Ke Bill
Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na hi Aayega Bill..
इतना संस्कारिक कलयुग आ गया है Ki
लड़की कि विदाई ke वक्त..
माँ बाप से ज्यादा तो मोहल्ले ke लड़के रो देते है.
जब DO GRILS आपस में मिलती हैं
तो EK सेल्फ़ी ले लेती हैं।
जब DO लड़के आपस में मिलते हैं तो
एक हाफ़ Le लेते हैं।
ऑटो ड्रायवर Ki सीट के पीछे
बहुत ही मस्त Line लिखी थी ..!!
कपल्स Ke लिए –
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भारत की संस्कृति में SAB कुछ बिकता है..
इज्जत से बैठिए आईने में SAB कुछ दिखता है.!!
लडकियों कि 2 समस्याएं
1 . कैसे कुत्ते Ki तरह देख रहा है
2. कुत्ता देख भी Nahi रहा है
अब कुत्ता Kya करे।।।
ज़िन्दगी में इंसान KO सबसे ख़राब feeling कब आती है?
जब पेट्रोल पंप पर 20 रुपये KA पेट्रोल भरवाने
जाए OR उसी वक़्त कोई beautiful लड़की आ
जाये OR वो कमीना पेट्रोल भरने वाला दो तिन
बार पूछेभाई कितने KA डालु।
EK हैंडसम लड़का क्लास में आया ..
OR सारी लडकिया देखते ही दीवानी होगयी.
फिर लड़के ने आते ही कुछ कहा TO लडकिया बेहोश.
सोचो KYA कहा होगा ??
थोड़ी जगह देना बहिन जी.. झाड़ू लगाना Hai .. 😝
‘हाय रे Ye बेरोज़गारी’

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