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Double Meaning Funny Jokes 2017

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Funny Jokes SMS, Boy to Girl

*Shaadi.com chats*
Boy – Tum khana bana leti ho
Girl – nahi banti
Boy – aur kuch bana leti ho kya?
Girl – haan selfie lete time mu bana leti hu na!! ๐Ÿ˜€
Ladke ne Ladki ko Aaakh maari
Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ha..
Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai na!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜€
Girl ATM pe Pappu se kahti hai..
Girl : bhaiya mujhe apna balance check karna hai.. Aap meri help kar do na plz..
Pappu use ek zor si laat marta hai aur ladki gir jati hai.
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Pappu: tera balance to bahot kharab he!! ๐Ÿ˜€
Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dek Ke Bola:
Waah, Kya Maal Hai re..
Ladki Hansi or Boli:
Maal To Jhakkass hai re..
Par Vo Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kamine.. ๐Ÿ˜€

Girls SMS FunnyJokes Messages, Ladkiyo ki problems

Ladkiyo ki problems:
Agar Koi ladka kisi ladki se jayda baat karta hai  to girl says: chipku!!
Kam baat karta hai  to.. ignore kar raha hai mujhe.
Girls ke msg ka reply na kare to she says:
ghamndi, attitude hai sale is ladke me!!
Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki FB pe Freind Reqest Aai..
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Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya... sala..!!! ๐Ÿ˜€
Last night my BF
and I go into a fight.
I told him to get what is his and leave.
He picked me up and walked out to the door.
I really love him so much.. ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š

Ladka Ladki SMS Funny Jokes, Ladka Ladki PED ke Pichhe

Ladka Aur Ladki PED Ke Pichhe Baithe the vaha.
OLDMAN: Beta Kya Yahi hai Humari ‘SANSKRITI’.?
BOY: Nahi Uncle Ji, Ye To ‘ANJLI’ Hai,
Aap Kisi Aur PED Ke Pichhe Dekh Lo na.
Letter to GF
To,
My dear GirlFriend.
Subject: For Breakup
Janu,
As u know that bjp govt. Increase the service tax from 12.30% to 14 % and so I m not able to pay shopping, movie, food, mobile, etc. bills for you ..!!
Jitni galtiyan hui Chota bhai samjhkarr muje maaf karr dena..
Thank you so much!!

Girls Funny Joke Messages, Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi

Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi aati hai..
1) Tum to na bohat woh ho
(pata nahi woh ka kya matlab hai.. ?? banda soch me per jaata hai)
2) Muje tum se ye umeed nai thi..
(to phir kya umeed thi mujse)
3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe na.
(to phir main pehle kesa tha ji??)
4) Sach batana, main kaisi lagrahi ho…
(sach Bol kar pitna thori hai tume)
5) I'm very selfish ha..
(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhes pani mein)

Funny Jokes Girl Shayari SMS, Wo kehti apne bhaiyo se

Wo kehti apne bhaioo se,
Mere aashiq ko yu naa peeto tum..!!
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Badaaa jiddi he ye saala,
Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto use..!! ๐Ÿ˜†

Guitar SMS Funny Jokes, Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye

Guitar sikha tha jis ladki ko patane ke liye..
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Aaj muje offer aaya hai..
Usi ki shaadi me bajane kai liye.. ๐Ÿ˜€
Ek dukhi GF ne,
Apne BF ke liye Shayari likhi..
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Phulo ka raja,
Baharo ka sahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka sahzada
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Dil todh kar chala gaya hai..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZAD LOL...
GirlFriend: Kya Soch rahe ho!!
BoyFriend: Valentines Day ka program..
GirlFriend: Kya socha!!
BoyFriend: Tum subah subah aa sakti ho kya..!!
Mujhe baad me ‘Bajrang Dal’ wali ke sath jana he . ๐Ÿ˜€
He say's: I am in love with you totally.
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She say's: Totla hoga tu! Tela baap totla! ๐Ÿ˜†
Agar pati parmeshver he
to to
Boy friend bhi
Chota mota devta mana ja sakta he na!! ๐Ÿ˜€
Boys Ki SALARY aur Girl Ka PERIODS
Ek Jesi hi Hoti hae.
30din Me EK bar Aati He or
5-6 Din Me Khatam Ho Jati He.
Late Aye To Tension aur Na Aaye To
Samj-lo Watt Lag Gayi..

Facebook Funny Jokes SMS, Facebook pe ladki

FB pe ladki kisi bhi desh ki ho,
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Sabse zyada comments hum Indians ke hi hote hain na..!! ๐Ÿ˜€
Jaan-pehchaan hone per hi
ladko ko ladki ko whatsapp per add karne
ki itni jaldi hoti hai ki.. mano..
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hone wali BIWI ka Rashan Card per naam chadhwana ho!!

Funny Jokes SMS, 1 Girl to Another

1Girl to Another girl: Kal sapne me mujhe koi..
chakku se maar raha tha!!!
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat na
agar sapne sach hote na to me
roz subah pregnant ho jati..!! ๐Ÿ˜†
Girl to Boy- Tumare kitne bhai behan ho..
Boy- 6 hai
Girl- Kyo tumare maa Baap ko koi kaam nahi tha kya..
Boy- Tum kitne bahi bahen ho.
Girl- 1 hi
Boy- Kyu tumare Baap me Dum nahi tha kya…!!

Funny Jokes, Horror movie dekh kar

Horror movie dekh kar dar jane wale ladko ke liye..
Dar  kya hota he us bande se pucho
Jiski GF ke periods late ho gaye!! ๐Ÿ˜†
Hansti bhi thi hansaati bhi thi,
dil ko bahut bhati bhi thi,
dekh dekh sarmaati bhi thi,
phir andar se muskurati bhi thi,
aaj pata chala ke woh to,
khud to pagal thi,
mujhe bhi vo pagal banaati thi..
Arz Kiya He….
Normal friend hi thi wo meri,
achanak se vo mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi vo,
BOSSDKi pregnancy test me vo pass ho gayi… ๐Ÿ˜†
Boy: Can i Kiss you?
Girl: Condom laye ho tum?
Boy: kiss k liye condom kyu?
Girl: sharif to aise ban rahe ho tum
jaise kissing ke bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2017 ka Calender tangoge tum!! :roll:
BOY : I want to be in a love relationship.
GIRL : Its okay but under the one condition.
BOY : Which one condition?
GIRL : No s3x, bcoz am preserving it for my future life husband.
BOY : Thats okay, I also have my one condition.
GIRL : Which one condition?
BOY : No using of my money b'coz am preserving it for my future wife!!!
GIRL : Lo tum toh serious ho gaye yaar.. Arre I just was kidding jaanu!!

Main kuchh Bada karna chahahti hu

Girl: Life is Great, Main kuchh Bada karna chahahti hu mai ….
Boy: Pagli, tu sirf Haath me le, bada apne aap ho hi jaayega..
Most Emotional and heart touching lines said by a one boy to his gf during breakup..
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Jaanu kum se kum thandi ka season to nilkal jane do na…
Boy- Tumari car kaisi chal rahi hai?
Girl – Theek chal rahi hai janu.
Boy- aaj sham ko doge kya?
Girl- Haan le lena but ye to batao car ke bare mei kyu pooch rahi ho???

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